I went home

I went home to visit my mom-piece. She doesn't live in the house I grew up in anymore. This is where I grew up:

I used to look out this window at night and dream about Blake from Jawbreaker (and Billie Joe Armstrong: guilty as charged!).

I still managed to find some cool relics from my past.



Oh, do you not know about Tray Chic? Watch this and freak the fuck out:


Sorry this gem won 2nd place in the Nassau county poster contest

And the award for Best Supporting Friendship goes to...my mom!

During the Virginia Slim days...

Before my nose dropped:




Senior year...




Ever read House of Leaves? This is the five-and-a-half minute hallway. Creepy as fuck.

Why isn't this hanging in my apartment? My mom won't part with it is why.


And this is the couch that my mom didn't think was cool until I told her I wanted it. Get off the dick!

Nighty night ya'll.

Heloise I love you

I saw Heloise and The Savoir Faire play last night. Most amazing live show I've seen all year. Better than Ween even. Like a dummy I forgot my camera but Abby gave me some pix. No video though, so it's hard to see how fast my heart was beating...




In other news, I also forgot to take my camera to Dr. Isaacs. I got 6 thick-ass syringes straight into the muscle. Fucking OUCH.
Meningitis
Typhoid
Polio
Hep A
Hep B
Tetanus

Still hurts.

Sex Ghost

I noticed recently that in the Ghostbusters theme song, they say "Busting makes me feel good!" And also, the ghost looks like a sperm.

CCL GUEST EDITOR: JEN BRILL!

"On Thursday night was Genevive's 28th birthday. We rolled over to her
pad for a night of caviar, seafood paella, meat floavored soda and
whippets!"

"Lesley started the night off with zero days."

"Rafael ignored me and did whippits all night. By himself."



"Dan and Lesley insisted on getting me jealous all night. Thank God
Scotty wasn't there, he would've beaten Dan's ass."

"The real fun started when me and Aron started djing. We played
Terence Trent Darby's Wishing Well and the kids went nuts. We
followed it up with Soul II Soul's Back to Life and Lesley tied her
scarf around her head and looked like a gorgeous Nubian princess!"


"****This is hard!!!!!!! Can you write some more and pretend it's me?!"

A Valentine Poem

Valentine's Day ain't no big deal. Scott just made me a huge-ass meal:

After we ate and watched Lost, on his skin I embossed:



Good thing these tattoos aren't real. Oh is that a nipple crying? No big deal.

I don't need much ink on a dude. I really enjoy nature's tattoos.

American Idol

You fucked up.

Leaving

Come March 20 I will be leaving for Southeast Asia. I will be gone for two months.


If you've ever been to India (golden triangle area), Nepal (Annapurna trek, Kathmandu) or Northern Thailand please email me for tips. Lesley@viceland.com

Is this a cool tattoo?

Not for me, but for someone who was into tattoos?

cat power vs scrunch power

I went to the Cat Power show, and I also went to hang out with my friend Scrunch.










Chan dedicated one of my favorite songs to "Barfin Arfin" and Sophie can say the word "Bubble." Both things almost made me cry.

(PS thank you Ben and the girl who didn't write her name for more fucking amazing mixes!!)

opening ceremony vs chloe vs the slits

Check out the special CCL blog on Street Boners and TV Carnage here.

floored!

Today as I walked into work, I found 3 fat envelopes with my name written all over them.

MIX CD'S!! These are amazing! Thank you lovely ladies so much. I was happily listening to new awesome tunes all day long. Highlights include "Tie Our Love In A Double Knot" and the song from The Jerk that Steve Martin and Bernedette Peters sing together. So happy! So many good jams. I am utterly floored.


I'm also still buzzing from the Giants game, and the nice weather, and the primaries. I voted for Perez Hilton who somehow ended up on my ballot. Just kidding, I voted for Rosie O'Donnell. Just kidding, I voted for Sweet Pea...to be voted off Project Runway. Just kidding, I voted for Santino.

I mean Rafael de Cardenas.

purps

After the Superbowl Shuffle, I went to dj the Purple party. Check out this month's issue if you can, for I have a poem featured. Speaking of poetry, here's Terry:

I thought Deee-Lite and Level 42 were gonna be big hits, but they cleared the floor. Rafael LOVED them, which is all I care about anyway. It was fun all over the place.




After I played Britney Spears, the party was over.
And when I stepped into the bright sunlight from the darkness of the movie house, I only had two things on my mind...




Stay gold Johnnycakes. xox

pop up videos

OMG, NYC.

Dude! We fucking won the Superbowl. I've never cared before, but now I realize caring can be so much fun! We watched the game at J.Penry and Megan's. At first we were not in the lead so we corked our faces and sat around and stuff.




I don't really understand football, but I do understand winning. In the last 2 minutes of the game things started to get awesome.


After, J.Penry dj'ed jock jams at Daddy's. We ran around the streets like football herbs and walked into the bar chanting "Who let the Giants out?" The giggle cup runneth over.