I Could Do This All Day

My sister and I were OBSESSED with Emmett Otter's Jugband Christmas. This one's for you Kate!

What's Your (hair) Damage?

How to ruin your hair 101 goes like this:
bleach it
dye it a bunch of colors
dye it over and over again
straighten it
curl it
blow dry it all the time
sleep with it spread out on your pillow so in the morning it's just one huge knot
have the Jewish hair gene
and finally...

CRIMP IT!!
Inspired by White Lightning's collection of Teen Beat and Big Bopper magazines over here at the office, as well as this little lady:


It was pretty hard to find a crimper, but I have some secret hair spots around the city. This one costs $20. Besides it being a totally awesome look, it it's also just plain fun to do.

The following photos are of the crimping process going down BUT I was at my office and suddenly felt weird cuz I thought people were watching me.

Please Turn This Into An SNL Sketch

via Santa V Satan



Wait, I'm sure I know this kid...

New Favorite Thing From Funny Or Die

Rachel Zoe Outtakes - watch more funny videos

Thanksgiving is good, but Christmas has better songs

And better movies too. I used to watch this one over and over and over...

D.I.S.C.O.

You might recognize the two people in this video as my friends Bill and Merks. Just kidding but how good is this song/dance moves/outfits?

Thanks availaBILL

Are Women As Horny As Men

Watch this video that me and Judi Rosen make a guest appearance in. I almost ruined the entire thing because I couldn't stop laughing. When you watch it, you'll understand why. It was by far the hardest acting gig I've ever had to do. WARNING: DO NOT WATCH THIS DURING SCHOOL HOURS. YOU WILL GET SUSPENDED FOR WATCHING PORN.