Bye

I won't be updating for a while, going away. Cindy threw me a Bon Voyage party and made chicken pot pies and gave me an ipod. I love her so hard. Bye Cinders!

Bye Jen! Bye Ben!

Bye Merksies!

Bye Billy!


Bye Biz!

Bye Emily and Gav!

Bye Gabe!
Bye Friends at a dinner table! Bye not pictured! (Judi, Michael, Carrie)

Bye Rafael!

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I love pickles so much I give them blow jobs.

Immortalized

My favorite cartoonist put me into her comic!!!!
Dreams that come true are awesome!!!

I read this on the subway

Sorry if I'm being too emo philips.

If there is something to desire,
there will be something to regret.
If there is something to regret,
there will be something to recall.
If there is something to recall,
there was nothing to regret.
If there was nothing to regret,
there was nothing to desire.

29 years

Every girl wants to see something this when she walks into a room on her birthday.


Some people don't like getting trekking socks as gifts. Those people aren't me.

Head lamp? Yes please.

What would you say if someone made you a mini sculpture of you and your loved one? I didn't know either. Words don't even...

Ben took me out for a magical-musical filled evening. (My new glasses, RIP-we'll get to that in a second).

Afterwards, we decided we totally love New York.


This last picture was taken before I found out I lost my glasses and cried and left my party. All I can say is how sorry I am that I left. I don't know guys. I'm really going through it.

I'm hanging my head in shame.

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I have a new column up on Street Carnage!

Sorry Merks