My New Year's resolution is to be more of asshole. If there's one thing I dislike about myself, it's the shrinking down of cynicism I have in order to please other people. Like the other day I said, "I hate it when people call sweatshirts "sweaters." And some girl said, "Well of all the things you can hate, that seems pretty small."
How about just let me hate what I want, Bono from U2? God!
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