Am I allowed to leave?

All India is:

Dry
Smells (like shit and every ingredient shit is made from).
Sickness
Hot
Dust
Scams
Schemes
Dirt
Germs
Disease
Bugs
Monkeys that want to attack
Lepers
Rabid cows
Water that hurts when you look at it
Garbage
Food that will kill your soul


"We're definitely in someone's house right now." (We were walking down the street)
"We totally just got involved in a gem scheme." (A man gave us a flower)