Bangkok Backgrounds

Why do we always arrive in a new country during a holiday that involves spraying people with water?

LET'S GET INTO IT!!!

Bangkok is:
Hookers
Old creepy white dudes who like little Asian girls
"Lady Boys" (boy/girl hookers)
The best food I've ever had in my life
100+ degrees
Water fights
Cover bands

Speaking of cover bands, this guy last night was singing the song Creep by Radiohead and he was Thai and he was all, "I'm a cweeeeep. I'm a withooooo." It was pretty good.

I also saw 2 dvds, one was called "Ultimate Guide to Awesome," and the other was called "Backgrounds."

Tune in later for haikus about rice.