Why do we always arrive in a new country during a holiday that involves spraying people with water?
LET'S GET INTO IT!!!
Old creepy white dudes who like little Asian girls
"Lady Boys" (boy/girl hookers)
The best food I've ever had in my life
Speaking of cover bands, this guy last night was singing the song Creep by Radiohead and he was Thai and he was all, "I'm a cweeeeep. I'm a withooooo." It was pretty good.
I also saw 2 dvds, one was called "Ultimate Guide to Awesome," and the other was called "Backgrounds."
Tune in later for haikus about rice.