"That's either a bug, or a man dressed up in a bug costume throwing himself against the window"

Railay beach is like the if song "Beautiful" by Christina Aguilara were a birthday present wrapped in rainbow sorbet given to you by the sun.

Wait...what?

It's really pretty. It's RAILAY pretty.
Fuck, I've been on vacation for too long.
I've lost it.

My ass is sunburned.

Kind of a honeymoon vibe here though. It's like honeymoon vs flamethrowing.
Sometimes it's just nice to watch CNN while the bugs flap themselves against the window. It's a nice sound to fall asleep to.

I guess we're gonna go to Phi Phi (pronounced like "pee pee")!!!

Jesus. Sorry.