Montauk is a special kind of beach. You're only allowed to be seen reading Vanity Fair. In East Hampton, it's Hamptons mag only. In Long Beach, Star or Us Weekly. Brighton Beach is for novels. Coney Island is for comic books. If you're seen reading at Jones they kick you out.
Sometimes people get bored at the beach.
I think if the shrimp is this big, it might not be called a shrimp anymore. That's not supposed to be a joke. Does anyone know what these colossal fuckers are called?
See you later Tenderoni.
