Tuesday, October 7, 2008

SPOILER ALERT: a poem

I saw the movie Blindness.
There was a gang rape scene that was like 100 years long.
Basically everyone suddenly goes blind and becomes incapable of doing stuff.
The world turns to shit, like in Children of Men.
Dogs start eating humans,
people kill each other for food from Dean and Deluca,
everyone slides around in their own feces,
and the roof gets set on fire.

Then when everyone gets their sight back
they look around like
"Oops! My bad."

Just kidding. (Sort of).


What? Why can't this be a poem?