Who Made This?

I love you, whoever you are.

MAKE SURE YOUR BRAIN IS ON THE PILL

CUZ IT'S ABOUT TO GET FUCKED.

Dwg Daze

Yup.








Ok.








Krazy.




KT Holmes and Thom Cruise.

Things I Lost This Summer

In honor of Labor day and it marking the last weekend of the summer, I felt inspired to make a list of all the things I lost during the past 3 months.

1. My Casio watch
2. Blue hoody sweatshirt
3. Lavender umbrella
4. 2 bikini's
5. Weight
6. My boyfriend
7. The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly (both job and store)
8. Mind.
9. The urge to bite my nails
10. My Netflix account

On a more positive note, these are the things I gained:

1. Chelsea
2. Money
3. Missbehave
4. Empathy
5. Duncan McInnes
6. A good tan
7. Physical fitness
8. Sponsee
9. A new favorite T shirt
10. Loser (the 90s party I host tonight at Bowery Electric tonight)

Internship

Loser, tonight, Bowery Electric, 11pm. I don't sound excited about it now but trust me, I will be fully jazzed on Red Bull by the time ya'll show up. YOU WILL show up, right?

In other news, I really need a super special talented editorial intern. Think about people you know, students, cousins, whomever.

Ideally I want someone who really wants to be a writer. A young, hungry, confident writer who isn't gonna tell me they have food poisoning as an excuse to not be at work. SAVE THE SPEECHES FOR MALCOLM X!

Jk...but not that much. (I actually know how serious food poisoning is so it bothers me when people lie about having it).

There is potential for a paid position. I want this intern sitch to blossom into something beautiful. Organization is key.

Email Olivia@missbehavemag.com
If you email anywhere other than this address you will automatically NOT get the internship.
Can you handle that? Was I too abrasive just now?
If you think I was, you probably won't want to be my intern.

See you tonight at my 90s party!

BORA

Marie is awesome. I love the way she talks. She loved Bora more than her own son because he had such a kick ass personality. Whenever I feel blue I just talk like Marie and I feel better. Bora was freaky!
Bora!
Bora!
Bora!

In other news I now work at Missbehave and am totally tired and overwhelmed and exhausted.

I'll update gossipy shit with pictures and what not soon cuz I know that's all you fuckers want. Shame on you!

I'm a Winner With a Twist