Gimme a break, it's summer.
I've got skin to tan, toenails to polish, gams to show off, sunflower seeds to spit.
What else?
Oh yeah, there's the Celtics.
The movies.
The get-aways.
The magic and the mysteries.
And there's this:
Starting this Thursday, and every Thursday that follows. All music from the 1990s. Yes that includes Rap. It includes Alternative and Brit-Pop and slow songs and fast songs. It includes NOFX and Deee Lite and Neutral Milk Hotel and Color Me Badd. Everything from 1990 to 1999, all sandwiched into one awesome night.
I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, "Wow, this is gonna be so phat."
And then you're buddy is like, "Who's going?"
And you're like, "Your mom...SIKE!"
And then he's like "Talk to the hand."
So come this Thursday. If I can, I'll give you a drink ticket. What else are you gonna do, stay home and read Christopher Pike? Catch a re-run of Parker Lewis Can't Lose? Cry over the death of Biggie?
Not!
