the worst thing I could do

PLAGIARIZE!

"I watched a program on the BBC about dudes who have for real relationships with dolls.
My beard had lint in it from sitting on the carpet."
-Gavin McInnes


"I watched a program on the BBC about dudes who have for real relationships with dolls.
My jaw got rug burn from it dragging on the floor."
-Lesley Arfin


But I mean, it's just Gavin. Where did you think I learned how to write anyway?
Still, that's pretty bad.
I guess in my defense I'll say...

Good writers borrow, but great writers steal.

(another example of me plagiarising).

Is that even true?
Let's just say it is.

Thanks Oscar Wilde? And Gavin too.