Thursday, January 31, 2008

I like my co-worker




By Sarah Collins Apodaca
(no idea why it keeps coming up blue)

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

I feel like this




Can someone please make me a mix? I need new music and obsessions. Send it anonymously or not to Lesley Arfin c/o The Good, The Bad and The Ugly 85 Kenmare St. NY NY 10012

Monday, January 28, 2008

Friend Quiz!

This is Chrissie Miller. She runs a clothing label called Sophomore. Her mom is astrology guru Susan Miller (astrologyzone.com). She's fucking laid back, doesn't smoke cigs anymore but sounds like she does (hot), and gives good advice. She knows a lot of stuff and I like her.


1. HOW DO WE KNOW EACH OTHER?

Rival Gangs


2. WHAT WOULD CAUSE YOU TO NOT BE FRIENDS WITH SOMEONE?

Someone with no sense humor


3. WHAT'S THE BEST GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED?

The gift of life


4. WHO WOULD YOU WANT TO LIVE NEXT DOOR TO YOU, ON EITHER SIDE?

I LOVE my neighbor and Nick my roommate so I wouldn't change a thing.

5. WHAT MOVIE DO YOU WISH YOU COULD HAVE BEEN IN?

Foxes

6. WHAT'S YOUR ANTHEM?

Hot For Teacher

7. WHAT BOOK HAVE YOU PRETENDED TO HAVE READ?

The Easy Way To Quit Smoking By Allen Carr

8. WHO DO YOU LIKE? I MEAN, WHO DO YOU LIKE-LIKE?

Whoever tells me I'm hot

9. WHAT'S ONE THING YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT BUT YOU'RE WILLING TO LET SLIDE?

You like Jen Brill better then me


10. WHAT'S A PERFECT NIGHT FOR YOU?

SEX

Saturday, January 26, 2008

Sunday Night


The OLDSHAPES DJ at SWAY!!!

Please come!

Friday, January 25, 2008

Taking housepants to the next level

It's winter right now and all we wanna do is hunker down in our jammies, nightgowns, housepants and yes, even Saturday pants.

But what about THESE?

Even Jud Nelson and Bobby Bacala know what's up!


(Thanks Kate!)

HOLY. FUCKING.SHIT.

CALL THIS NUMBER NOW

415 267 6999


(Thanks Hodge)

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Street Carnage

Gavin and Derrick have been BFF since college. Gavin had a special fondness for bi-racial dudes in overalls, while Derrick was looking for a soul mate, particularly one without a chin.
Hence, a friendship was born.

Then Gavin graduated college and he started Vice and wrote the Dos n Don't's for like, 8 million years while Derrick graduated and got a nickname ("Big Pinky", but no one ever calls him that) and started watching a lot of TV and recording it. Then he sold the tapes he recorded and made people laugh. And also he made t-shirts.


Then Gavin and Vice broke up and Derrick and Gavin got married and now they have just given birth to their first child.
There's a lot of funny shit on this site. I'm proud of these homies.

Plus, I write for it: Yippee!
Killing two birds with one very funny stone!


(P.S. I didn't get this photo, but I'm told it's a Sex Pistols reference.)

Monday, January 21, 2008

love you like a sister

Last night Carrie had her birthday party at Bocaro. I don't have that many pictures cuz I didn't move around that much.




LYLAS!

Friday, January 18, 2008

diners and videos

I like eating at diners with my friends.
12th and University


The new diner on Norfolk and Houston


I need a Remedy!


video

Thursday, January 17, 2008

hate

My New Year's resolution is to be more of asshole. If there's one thing I dislike about myself, it's the shrinking down of cynicism I have in order to please other people. Like the other day I said, "I hate it when people call sweatshirts "sweaters." And some girl said, "Well of all the things you can hate, that seems pretty small."

How about just let me hate what I want, Bono from U2? God!

For more amazing resolutions, visit this

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

I'm obsessed with this



Nuttin But Strings has a total Poindexter vibe, and Freddy Cole makes my heart melt.


my soul is just a whisper trapped inside a tornado

I haven't updated in awhile due to January slump, I'm sure you're all familiar with it. I'll have something soon.
This is all I got for now.
My friends, Jerry and Mountain Girl.

Sunday, January 6, 2008

Vermont Part 4: Redundant?

Up the road from our cabin was Someday farms. We got a goose there and cooked it for NYE dinner. We also picked our celery from the ground and got Scout, the farmer, to give us an educational tour. It ain't easy hippies!



Judi schlepped the goose back to the house on a sled.

That didn't last too long.

This is what happens when you give a cat some goose.


Strap em in



Is this getting redundant?

Fuck it.

Vermont Part 3: Centaurs and Cows

We went for a walk in the woods. We found no Centaurs but I drank water straight from the spring.




We found these severed deer legs. T'was puzzling.


We walked to a farm close to Scott's house. It wasn't like a petting zoo, it was just a regular farm. The farmers don't care who walks around cuz in Vermilly that's how they roll.




This one's Lick'rish

And...Snowy?

Speaking of snow, it really came down.



Friday, January 4, 2008

Vermont Part 2: Dads and Sleds

Look at these tools!

We call Scott's dad Papa Geo. He was in full effect.

"Oh look, it's Ruldolph the Red Nosed Crack Whores!"-Papa Geo

He got Andy so wasted that this happened at about 7pm

Right in our backyard we had a really steep hill. This is us, contemplating the abyss...



Things were starting to get a little bit wacky



After ultimate sledding, we proceeded to jam a session like no other. I don't have pictures because I was too busy being awesome at playing the fucking bongos!! This is Simon, my best friend.