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(Thanks Hodge)

Street Carnage

Gavin and Derrick have been BFF since college. Gavin had a special fondness for bi-racial dudes in overalls, while Derrick was looking for a soul mate, particularly one without a chin.
Hence, a friendship was born.

Then Gavin graduated college and he started Vice and wrote the Dos n Don't's for like, 8 million years while Derrick graduated and got a nickname ("Big Pinky", but no one ever calls him that) and started watching a lot of TV and recording it. Then he sold the tapes he recorded and made people laugh. And also he made t-shirts.


Then Gavin and Vice broke up and Derrick and Gavin got married and now they have just given birth to their first child.
There's a lot of funny shit on this site. I'm proud of these homies.

Plus, I write for it: Yippee!
Killing two birds with one very funny stone!


(P.S. I didn't get this photo, but I'm told it's a Sex Pistols reference.)

love you like a sister

Last night Carrie had her birthday party at Bocaro. I don't have that many pictures cuz I didn't move around that much.




LYLAS!

diners and videos

I like eating at diners with my friends.
12th and University


The new diner on Norfolk and Houston


I need a Remedy!

hate

My New Year's resolution is to be more of asshole. If there's one thing I dislike about myself, it's the shrinking down of cynicism I have in order to please other people. Like the other day I said, "I hate it when people call sweatshirts "sweaters." And some girl said, "Well of all the things you can hate, that seems pretty small."

How about just let me hate what I want, Bono from U2? God!

For more amazing resolutions, visit this

I'm obsessed with this

Nuttin But Strings has a total Poindexter vibe, and Freddy Cole makes my heart melt.

my soul is just a whisper trapped inside a tornado

I haven't updated in awhile due to January slump, I'm sure you're all familiar with it. I'll have something soon.
This is all I got for now.
My friends, Jerry and Mountain Girl.