Thursday, December 27, 2007

Osama Bin Laden is Basically a Fucking Asshole

Gavin modeled his new hat. He got it made at the airport.

Gavin as a junkie

Gavin as an American soldier (imagine Linkin Park playing in the background).

Gavin as a gay

And as a gay junkie

This one is the Terry Richardson style-bite

Wednesday, December 26, 2007


Judi: I can't wait to go to Vermont! I wanna go snow mobiling!

Me: I wanna go sledding!

Judi: I want someone to break their leg! It would be so romantic...

I Feel Bad When I'm Mean

I think returning an item to a store without the reciept is one of the scariest things a person can do. It automatically puts me on the defense, I feel like a fucking lawyer except there are no laws it's just "being cool" or "being a total asshole-cunt."

I bought these boots, they weren't cheap but they were vintage. The soles were cracked but I didn't notice that til I got home. Then it was Christmas, so I waited.

I worked all day and thought about it. I thought, I'm gonna be so nice and "you catch more flies with honey." Stuff like that. And also, the girl at the store knows me, it's in my neighborhood. She's known me for years.

I started out really nice but then she kept doing that thing, you know that thing where the girl has her eyes closed but her mouth is sort of a smile and she's shaking her head like, "no. no. no." She said "don't make a scene Lesley." I wasn't making a scene, but after that, I wasn't not mean.

We came to an agreement that I had to settle with but it still leaves me feeling weird. When I act mean I feel very alone. And it's hard not to judge myself when I still think she's a fucking cunt and I wanna bash her head in, the "no. no. no." head.

But I guess I have to pick my battles and what do I really hate about it after all? The shoes or the not gettting what I want? The wishing it could have happened differently and not being able to change it? The fact that I get so angry over trivial matters?

When I'm mean it's not personal. It just means I haven't thunk things through. It most likely means I'm scared. I think, I'm gonna tell everyone she's a cunt! And then I think, I'm gonna move away and never talk to anyone again! Neither would work but

I'm sorry if sometimes I'm mean.

Tuesday, December 25, 2007

xmas eve

I had dinner with Bill at Cindy Greene's fancy apartment. We ate her meals on wheels. She has cool stuff.

I went to B Side to visit the lovely Sara Egan. I djed for about an hour, then Rock Band took over. The game, not an actual rock band.

Pretty Kate Brown showed up. I have a couple crush on her and her man-piece.

And this is what I got for Christmas. Thanks Lenny!

(ps I'm bored)

The Michael Jordan of Paintings

One of my favorite paintings ever.

By Scott Lenhardt.

Sunday, December 23, 2007

Heavy Shit

I'm DYING to get in on the Babyland scene...

Babyland is where Cabbage Patch Kids are born. It's in Georgia. Some people have devoted their lives to "taking care" of these special "babies." Some babies are born too soon. This is "normal."

As is this

Sometimes they need a shot of Imagicillian, an experimental drug (not FDA approved...yet.)

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Saturday, December 22, 2007

10th street xmas

The party started out as harmless fun...

Then things became slightly rowdier.

Eventually, David started drinking his beer like a baby, and group dancing ensued.

Then all hell broke loose.

Sorry guys, but this is what you keep me around for, correct?