Where Does Hate Come From?

Dear Dummy,

If you didn't pick up on the Ode to Cute Attack homage/joke/"wink wink", then you should reward yourself for being a total fucking idiot.

Love Stagemom

Ode To Cute Attack

In honor of Ramona Bean, I'm gonna do a Cute Attack style blog. This should be fun...

Dear James, you're someone I "really care about." Love Stagemom.


Dear Ramona, Twinsie, and Nina,
I'm not taking new applications for friends, sorry. Love Stagemom.


Dear Machine, You gross me the fuck out. Love Stagemom.


Dear Jonny Famous, Um you're not really famous at all. Love, Stagemom.



Dear Ramona, You might want to look into Botox. Love, Stagemom.


Dear Friends and Loved Ones, Snooze alert much? Love, Stagemom.


Dear Al, Kevin Federline called, he wants his face back. Love, Stagemom.


Dear Skipper and Harley, Sorry to be the one to tell you this, but you're both 5's. Love Stagemom.



Dear Fags, You missed Gay Pride by a few months and you both have GRID. Love, Stagemom.


Dear Alex, You look like a piece of seaweed that washed ashore aka sea-garbage. Love, Stagemom.



Dear Marley, Consider Weight Watchers. I've heard good things. Just a suggestion. Love, Stagemom.


Dear Greg, You weren't coming out of your face at all that night. Love, Stagemom.

I'm Obsessed With This Song Right Now

Sia - Buttons from whataboutki on Vimeo.

We posted it on Missbehave a while ago but I still love it.



Sorry for the lack of society pages. That shit makes me snooze.

Fat Bill's Birthday

They call him Fat Bill because he used to be a chunky lil fucker.

As you can see, he is now extremely slim. Also, his mom, Stacey, had the balls to give birth to him on St. Patricks Day...

Look who showed up! The parents McInness and J. Dill.

James and Pia had never met. I wanted to document that. I thought all these crazy kids were friends with each other. I hope you guys become BFF!

All of these people love Bill.

Last of The Birthday Mentions

Jen made me this cake for my birthday.
I loved it.

Saturday

My last day of being in my 20s.
My Harry Potter themed birthday party.
You asked, you receive.






So long 20s.
Now I've got to step it up.

Friday

I don't remember that much about my last Friday except that it was pretty fun.

And I liked my outfit.
Also, my kidney stone passed! I didn't even feel it. It looks like a tiny brown pebble. I saved it. I think either the water in my building caused it (I bought a Britta today) or Red Bull.
Today is Saturday, my last day of being in my twenties.
Tonight I'm having a big party.
More on that soon.